Who We Are

Mad Ram Cafe is the new cafe in the Croydon Mooroolbark area. After 20 years in the kitchen the team finally decided to take the step and make their dream come true.

After seeking out the best coffee and produce the team have come up with an innovative and creative menu that will make you a fan for life.

Come down and see the team, enjoy a coffee and a bite to eat.


Our Location

19 Paul Street, Croydon, 3136
Phone: (03) 8719 7946

Opening Times

Mon – Sun | 6.30AM to 4.00PM


Our Menu

From The Baker

Toast by Burnham Bakery                                                            8.

Sourdough, multigrain, gluten free, butter and seasonal preserves

Fruit Loaf                                                                                          9.

Butter or vanilla mascarpone

Sandwiches, Salads and Sweets

See front cabinet

From The Ground

Vanilla and Coconut Chia pudding                                              16.

Fresh peninsula honeycomb, Raspberry sorbet, candied walnuts

Mad Smoothie Bowl                                                                       19.

Mango, banana, honey & almond milk blue smoothie, fresh seasonal fruit, toasted granola.

Bircher Muesli                                                                                 16.

Rolled oats, raw chia, coconut, goji, passion fruit foam, vanilla yoghurt, bee pollen

Spaghetti on Toast                                                                          19.

Buttered grilled sourdough, spaghetti in rich tomato sugo, smokey bacon, fried hens egg, shaved pecorino

From the Garden

The Smashed Av                                                                              20.

Smashed Avo, grilled multigrain, walnut puree, baby mint, finger lime, lavosh

Add Hens Egg                                                                         3.

The Fun-guy                                                                                      20.

Grilled king mushroom, white polenta, roasted red onion, crispy kale, soft poached hens egg, shaved chestnuts

Kitchen Garden Salad                                                                    18.

Roasted heirloom carrots, beets, sweet potato, fresh greens from the garden, tahini yoghurt, dukkah, goats cheese

From the Butcher

“The Eggs Benny Kinda Guy”   20.

Master stock Braised Pork Benedict, Potato Hash, two poached hens eggs, hollandaise, pork crackle

Big Mac & Cheese                                                                            22.

            Pressed marble scored beef brisket, 2 poached hens eggs, mac & cheese waffle, cornichons, hollandaise

Crispy chicken burger                                                                   20.

            Korean fried chicken, kimchi & apple slaw, hot&sour aioli, fries & pineapple chilli jam

The Mad Brekky                                                                              22.

Two fried hens eggs, house made sausage, mushroom, bacon, vine tomato, hash brown, red wine jus

From the Ocean

Korean BBQ Salmon                                                                       21.

Ora King Salmon BBQd on coals, grilled sourdough, dill and caper crème fraiche, prosciutto, baby herbs, poached hens egg

Corn and Kimchi fritters                                                                18.

Avocado puree, salmon gravlax, pickled zucchini sugar snap peas, chilli jam

Add poached hens Egg                                                                      3.

Choose your own adventure

Free range Eggs Your way                                                                         .12

Poached, fried or scrambled on sourdough or multigrain


Extra sourdough, multigrain, gluten free bread                             2.

Free range Egg, sautéed kale, hollandaise                                     3.

Avocado, mushroom, vine tomato                                                   4.

Bacon, sausage, pulled pork, hash brown, pulled beef                  5.

B.b.q Salmon                                                                                      6.

The Mad Kids

Egg and bacon                                                                                 7.

On sourdough

Egg and soldiers                                                                              7.

Boiled egg and sourdough soldiers

Pancake                                                                                            10.

Vanilla ice cream and nutella

Chicken burger                                                                                10.

Tomato sauce and chips

Spaghetti on Toast                                                                         12.      


Please let us know if you have any allergies or intolerances.

SORRY we ask for no changes to the menu on the weekend and peak times.

If you need some visual inspiration on what to order, jump on Instagram and find Mad Ram Café.



All Milk Coffees    3.8

All Single Origin Black Coffee 3.5

Sticky “Chai me” Chai, Hot Chocolate. 5

Bonsoy, Milk Lab Almond, Coconut, Lactose free .50

Put it in a Mug .50

Extra shot, Decaf .50

Tumeric, Matcha  4.

Organic Tea 4.

Tielka Breakfast ( Black tea )

Jade Mist ( Green tea )

Lemon Ginger ( Herbal infusion )

Limonada Rosa ( Herbal infusion )

Peppermint Leaf (Herbal infusion )

Lady Grace ( Oolong Tea )

Milkshakes: 7.


Strawberry, white chocolate



Emma and Toms “Straight Orange”

Emma and Toms “ Cloudy Apple’

Emma and Toms “ Green Power”

Mineral Water:

Antipodes Sparkling 500ml  6.

Antipodes Sparkling 1lt  10.


Watermelon, rosewater, raspberry, kiwifruit  9.


Coconut milk, mixed berries, cacao protein powder, banana, LSA 10.

Dirty Choc:

Chocolate Ice-cream, Chocolate Milk, Coffee, nutella, toasted hazelnut 11.


Bucha original  330ml    6.

Bucha Lemon Myrtle       6.

Organic Soda:

Six Barrel Soda Co Lemonade 330ml  6.

Six Barrel Soda Co Ginger Ale 330ml   6.

Six Barrel Soda Co  Cola            330ml   6.

Sparkling Probiotic

Krèol Apple  330ml       6.

Krèol Raspeberry/lime  330ml     6.

Krèol  Lemon/Ginger    330ml      6.


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